High school AU where everyone’s the same except they all dress like hipsters and Annie is more expressive.
Reiner’s shirt is a legit thing btw.
Based on this post
If you reblog this before July 1 2014, I will write your url down and stick it up my ass. Over the summer I will take my ass of urls and I will shit everywhere. I might clog public loos, I might even thrown my shit into crowds at festivals, or I may shit under napkins at restaurants.
Some one may find your url, and who knows, they could message you telling you where they found it.
You have until July 1 to reblog.
I believe Guardian Bro/Dirk has a ranging boner for the Old Spice guy
So much in fact that every time the commercial comes on he’s just sits back, biting his lip going,
”OOOHHHH man look at this beauty, urgh i would let him ride my horse backwards fuckkkk i would so chi-chang bingbang all over his wingwang yeowza!”
And then there’s Dave. Watching.
I dunno if someone cooler/better than me has done this yet…but uh..here we go…
people with the same name as me are cute but they need to remember who is in charge
people always saying “oooo i want a tall boyfriend!” wtf u gonna do with that. u know whats gonna happen? hes gonna dunk on you and you can never do it back
001 | send me a ship and I will tell you:
- when I started shipping it if I did:
- my thoughts:
- What makes me happy about them:
- What makes me sad about them:
- things done in fanfic that annoys me:
- things I look for in fanfic:
- Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other:
- My happily ever after for them:
- who is the big spoon/little spoon:
- what is their favorite non-sexual activity:
002 | Give me a character & I will tell you
- How I feel about this character:
- All the people I ship romantically with this character:
- My non-romantic OTP for this character:
- My unpopular opinion about this character:
- One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:
- my OTP:
- my cross over ship:
- a headcanon fact:
003 | send me 5 characters and I will rank them in order of preference
stop pretending you don’t like anime
i tried it for years
it doesn’t work you’re a weeaboo once you’re a weeaboo for life now go fuckin read your mangas go you fucker
Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you
Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis
Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you
Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you
Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff
Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women